i'm not sure what TV commercials you guys in the States are seeing these days, but in England i've been seeing a real doozy of a spot that i just had to post here and share. i'm assuming it isn't being shown in America, but then again perhaps it is.
the commercial's for the drink Orangina and the best way i can sum it up is 30 seconds of bizarre CGI animal softcore porn. deer in bikinis with jiggling breasts doing striptease bits from Flashdance, male bears walking on their hind legs while wearing bulging banana-hammock underwear, strange land-octopus ladies that squirt orange drink from their -- umm -- bresticles? a chorus line of lady zebras in pink g-strings... it's really quite the spectacle.
i'm posting it here so you can see for yourselves. watch it twice at least -- there's a lot of weird shit going on in there...
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